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whoa-bruh:

Ed always had to do shit the weird ass way lol

Fucking Ed….Drinking the fucking burger though😂😩

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  • me:[doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
  • me:[drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]

    • earthdad:

    I can sleep tonight knowing that he is safe

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    y3:

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    8hy:

    me? overreacting? probably 

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    bodynegative:

    my boyfriend: witch hazel, cocoa butter
    me: oil cleanser, foam cleanser, toner, exfoliater, essence, 5 serums, a sheet mask, eye cream, a raw egg yolk, whipped moisturizer, squirting lemon juice in my eyes, salt

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